Thursday, September 29, 2005

I'm off to see the wizard...

Not really. But I am off to a book signing at Davis-Kidd. Diana Gabaldon is there tonight and I am SO excited!! Her new book came out Tuesday and I think I have shown the highest degree of restraint humanly possible since I haven't gone and picked it up yet. I fell in love with Diana, er, her books, when I was 16. My friend Megan's mom had read this book about a woman going back in time to the Scottish Highlands. I have always been a lover of all things UKish so I devoured the book. It wasn't until years later, looking for some light beach literature (read: good smut) that I stumbled upon the book and found out, lo and behold, it was a series!! So over the next 2 weeks, I read those 4 books. With each weighing in at around 900 pages, you can imagine how nonexistent my life was...It was worth it, though!! Well, now this is the 6th book and I finally get to meet Diana. I may cry. Just a little.

Monday, September 26, 2005

Rum and Monkey

So Big Orange Michael has a link for this site on his blog. Out of curiosity, I clicked on it and am having way too much fun finding out things like my "crappy little elf name" (Marehand Granitebottom), that I'm Adolf Hitler on the "Which Genocidal Maniac Are You," and that I think the flag of Hong Kong is hot. Good times. Check it out.

Friday, September 23, 2005

Yea, I got picked!!

Thanks, Vick, for tagging me. I feel so loved! So here are my answers:

7 things I plan to do before I die:
~get married and have a family
~see Machu Picchu
~go to Africa
~learn to speak Spanish
~become a great teacher
~knit a whole sweater
~read the Bible cover to cover

7 things I can do:
~read
~knit
~cook
~make people laugh
~speak Russian
~relate well with children
~sing every word of "Manic Monday" (ask Katie!!)

7 things I cannot do:
~lie well (not that that's a bad thing ;-))
~play a decent game of poker...may have something to do with #1
~arch one eyebrow
~root for Tennessee or Florida
~play the guitar, but oh how I've tried
~draw well
~move farther away from home than I am now

7 things that attract me to another person:
~laughter
~wit
~honesty
~helpful nature
~creativity
~spirituality
~ability to express themselves

7 celebrity crushes:
~Josh Duhamel
~Hugh Grant
~Kevin Spacey
~both Wilson brothers
~Vince Vaughn
~Damien Rice
~Viggo Mortensen

7 things I say the most:
~Just kidding!
~Arg.
~Are you sitting like first graders?
~Is that how a first grader walks in the hall?
~Millie, crate!
~Are you on your way? (usually to the perpetually late Amanda, wink wink)
~I need chocolate!

Tag, You're It!
~Kasey
~Justin
~Dan
~Ange
~Jenny
~Kevin
~Mom

Monday, September 19, 2005

Things I Never Thought I'd See at a Coldplay Concert


1. Rednecks
2. White Trash
3. Rastafarians
4. Britney Spears clones
5. Dosey-Do's--This was brought on by their cover of "Ring of Fire," which falls under the category "Things I Never Thought I'd Hear at a Coldplay Concert...It was fantastic.
6. People my mother's age wearing crocheted skirts...It was decidedly NOT fantastic.
7. Rabble rousers getting arrested for stealing beer
8. Funnel cakes
9. Katie
10. A dearth of frat daddies (maybe they were in the seats...)

Sunday, September 04, 2005

Songs Waiters Will Never Sing to You at a Restaurant

1. Happy, Happy Breakup...We're sorry you're alone...
I think I'll change my number...So you can't stalk my home!
2. Happy, Happy Engagement...Why did she say no?...
You look like a decent guy, so what if she's a ho!
3. A decent rendition of Happy Birthday
4. Happy, Happy Thursday...The week is almost done...
Tomorrow will be Friday, and you can have some fun!
5. Happy, Happy Layoff...Sorry 'bout you job...
We don't keep much money here, so please do not rob...(big finish) us!

The Rest of the Story

Yeah, so I've slacked at posting the commentary for the rest of our trip to England...Oops. So, hm, where was I...ah, yes, the Lake District. We left for the Lake District on Tuesday morning. By the time we arrived in Windermere, it was raining cats and dogs...and it continued to rain the rest of the day and most of the next. On Wednesday, we went to Grassmere which is the town where Wordsworth lived when he wrote Daffodils. That's the one that starts out, "I wondered lonely as a cloud..." It was gorgeous. I truly feel like if I lived in such a bucolic place that I would be a great poet, too. Instead, being me, I just named the sheep things like Sweater and Mittens. Thursday, we took a lake cruise over to Ambleside and hiked to some beautiful waterfalls. Luckily, it had stopped raining this day and we were experiencing some of our best weather of the entire trip. I dare say it was warm while hiking through one particular cow field. Or maybe it was just because we were running around on some Roman ruins. I don't know...So that afternoon whilst having our daily cream tea, we notice the news is on and they're talking about some bombings. Keep in mind, the last news we heard that day was that London won the 2012 Olympics so we make a joke about the French being really pissed. Then I got out our mobile and saw we had missed calls. I listened to the messages and one was my dad saying, "Call us now." Literally, that's all he said. So then I knew something was up. I called mom and she is who told us about the terrorist attacks in London. When we got back to Windermere, the flags were all at half mast and we made a beeline to the bed and breakfast and turned on the news. We tried calling several friends just so someone would know we were okay. Turns out, friends had already hunted down my parents in Huntsville and had already been assured of our safety. (Way to go, Katie...If I ever need to stalk someone, you're my wingman!!)
The next day we left for Bath. It was actually hot in Bath, stupidly hot as our tour guide said. We ran into Bruns and Amy and got to have dinner with them. How many times is that going to happen in life? Ho, hum, walking down a street in England...oh, look...people we know!! Craziness. We did a tour of Stonehenge, Avebury, and two Cotswald villages. Back in Bath we of course toured the baths, and we also went to the costume museum. It was so interesting to see the clothes from hundreds of years ago. And boy am I glad I didn't live then. Corsets...totally invented by men.

So, Sunday we headed back to London. We were on strict orders to stay out of the Underground so we waited in a taxi queue that was about a mile and a half long. It moved suprisingly quickly. We went to the hotel, threw our stuff down, and booked it across town so we could see the flyovers of the WW2 planes that was the culmination of a series of memorials that had been taking place all week. The flyovers were at Buckingham Palace. We got there and we're looking up taking pictures of planes...Mary grabs my arm and hurls me around as she's yelling, "It's the queen!!" And sure enough, there she was. Along with Charles, Camilla, and Prince Harry. She would wave down at the crowd and, yes, I'm a nerd, I waved back. I'm convinced she saw me. Dad's friend, Rob, took us out to dinner and then on a whirlwind tour of London at night. It was a lot of fun. I mean, who else can claim to have been to the smallest house in England (I daresay, in the world). Seriously, midgets wouldn't fit side by side in this thing.
So a grand time was had by all. I look forward to going back to the motherland in October, although the trip will be VERY different. After October, I may start planning my Europe in 30 trip...Anybody up for an adventure??