Songs Waiters Will Never Sing to You at a Restaurant
1. Happy, Happy Breakup...We're sorry you're alone...
I think I'll change my number...So you can't stalk my home!
2. Happy, Happy Engagement...Why did she say no?...
You look like a decent guy, so what if she's a ho!
3. A decent rendition of Happy Birthday
4. Happy, Happy Thursday...The week is almost done...
Tomorrow will be Friday, and you can have some fun!
5. Happy, Happy Layoff...Sorry 'bout you job...
We don't keep much money here, so please do not rob...(big finish) us!
posted by LB @ 8:02 PM
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8 Comments:
Happy happy Bailey's
The food is good that's true
Its just too bad your waitress
Sucks big donkey boobs.
has Hallmark come out with a line of cards to go with those songs?
Happy Happy Thursday
Though Pouty Patty's Here
I think I'll throw more bread around
And get another beer.
Happy Happy Friday
My head, it really hurts
I think I'm going through withdrawal,
and need to play some Nerts.
Happy Happy job hunt
and as gas prices hike
if i don't find a job real soon
i'll go work dickerson pike.
happy happy movie
the part i love the most
is when the drunken driver says
I WANT SOME FRENCH TOAST!
Happy Happy boredom
blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah
Happy happy Auburn
We won our first football game
No undefeated season
To edify our name.
Happy Happy Bluebird,
we're sorry we were rude
we'll gladly make it up to you
and comp you some free food.
Happy Happy re-do,
Hope you enjoyed the show,
sorry that your friend was poo
and didn't want to go.
Rivers was nice and sexy
And sang your favorite song.
So pass the maple syrup...
I'm too busy to write the rest....
Happy Happy Coldplay
Those rednecks stole some beer
I hope the cops will come and kick
Their asses out of here!
Happy Nervous Breakdown!
Paranoia rules your life.
So, if you'll excuse me,
I think I'll take your knife.
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