Things I Never Thought I'd See at a Coldplay Concert

1. Rednecks
2. White Trash
3. Rastafarians
4. Britney Spears clones
5. Dosey-Do's--This was brought on by their cover of "Ring of Fire," which falls under the category "Things I Never Thought I'd Hear at a Coldplay Concert...It was fantastic.
6. People my mother's age wearing crocheted skirts...It was decidedly NOT fantastic.
7. Rabble rousers getting arrested for stealing beer
8. Funnel cakes
9. Katie
10. A dearth of frat daddies (maybe they were in the seats...)