I Heart Public Access

Well, usually I do anyways...It's HILARIOUS!! Where else can you see a slighlty more than middle-aged man wearing spandex and calling himself Bat Poet? There's also a show called Two Men Who Don't Know Anything About the Movies and they give, you guessed it, movie reviews. Sometimes I wish I had a camera on me and my friends so that I could broadcast on PA. Last night, however, I was incredibly disturbed. I couldn't sleep and usually PA is a go-to for boring and puts me out. Last night when I tuned in though, it was to witness a woman in a bathrobe at the grocery store. She was singing some song that I should know but had changed the lyrics to be about why she loved food. She was walking around the grocery fighting with the workers and putting food in the robe. The truly horrific part was in the chorus when it flashed to her at home in bed (seemingly naked) with food all over her. I shuddered. I gagged. I couldn't look away. I had nightmares. Well, not really. I did dream that Madonna and Guy Richie broke up but I don't know what that has to do with a woman rubbing food on herself. Ew.